By Julie Kenner
Interesting new escapades for the demon-hunting stay-at-home mom-from the USA Today bestselling writer of Carpe Demon.
It isn't effortless while your daughter's found out that her mom's a demon hunter-and desires to develop as much as be similar to her. Or if you suspect your useless husband used the forces of darkness to filch the physique of one other human. And your residing husband isn't the fellow you married anymore both.
in addition, Kate's bought a priceless yet lethal merchandise that each demon inside commuting distance desires. With husband woes enjoying havoc along with her feelings, an formidable teenage protegé at her heels, and hell to pay, this stay-at-home mom's setting up loads of additional time.
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Now Sam grabbed the cash register and began to run. But he didn’t get far—only about three feet. The register was still firmly plugged into the wall, and he quickly ran out of cord. The register was jerked out of Sam’s hands, and he fell. Humiliated and frustrated, he ran out of Bob’s Cafe empty-handed. Waitresses and patrons breathed a sigh of relief. Someone hefted the register back up to its place on the counter. But five minutes later, Sam was back. This time, he made sure he unplugged the register before making off with it.
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