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By Ben Elton

Ben Elton is set to place the "real" again into truth television in his biting satire of 1 of today's preferred cultural phenomena -- the television expertise show.

95,000 hopefuls. 3 judges. only one winner.

And that's Colin Simms, the genius at the back of the show.

Colin continually wins, simply because Colin writes the principles. yet this 12 months, as he sits smugly in judgment at the mingers, clingers and blingers whom he has pre-selected in his rigorously scripted "search" for a celebrity, he has no concept that the foundations are altering. The "real" is ready to be positioned again into "reality" tv, and Colin and his fellow judges (the nation's favorite mum and the opposite bloke) are approximately to develop into ex-factors themselves.

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5 It can be no surprise that the most searching critic of work, Karl Marx, perceived this Hegelian abyss at the heart of all paid employment. But Marx’s theory of alienated labour, according to which our efforts and eventually our selves become commodities bought and sold for profit to others, is just one note in a sustained chorus of opposition and resistance to work. “Never work,” the Situationist Guy Debord commanded, articulating the baseline of opposition. Another Situationist slogan, the famous graffito of May 1968, reminded us that the order and hardness of the urban infrastructure masked a playful, open-ended sense of possibility that was even more fundamental: Sous les pavés, la plage!

See: GUOLAOSI, LUNCH HOUR BREAK (COFFEE) In office-supply stores everywhere you can purchase industrial-sized canisters 62 of coffee. Why is this foodstuff sold in the same manner as, say, laser-printer toner? Because for mechanized workers, coffee is fuel. , those more recently recruited workers who are often (though not always) younger, better trained and more highly educated – are let go. Also known as dumbsizing. ” See: PETER PRINCIPLE BROWN-NOSE To behave obsequiously, curry favor with a manager or boss.

Bertha rudely interrupts: “Tea break! ” Ah, such a charming ritual. See: GUOLAOSI, LUNCH HOUR BREAK (COFFEE) In office-supply stores everywhere you can purchase industrial-sized canisters 62 of coffee. Why is this foodstuff sold in the same manner as, say, laser-printer toner? Because for mechanized workers, coffee is fuel. , those more recently recruited workers who are often (though not always) younger, better trained and more highly educated – are let go. Also known as dumbsizing. ” See: PETER PRINCIPLE BROWN-NOSE To behave obsequiously, curry favor with a manager or boss.

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