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By Johan Harstad, Deborah Dawkin

Buzz Aldrin, What occurred to You in all of the Confusion? opens with the road: "The individual you like is 72.8% water, and it hasn't rained for weeks." From there, Brage Award--winning writer and playwright Johan Harstad's debut--previously released to nice good fortune in 11 international locations and now making its first English-language appearance--tells the tale of Mattias, a thirty-something gardener residing in Stavanger, Norway, whose idol is Buzz Aldrin, moment guy at the moon: the guy who used to be keen to face in Neil Armstrong's shadow on the way to paintings, diligently and humbly, for the good fortune of the Apollo eleven project. Following a chain of private failures, Mattias unearths himself mendacity on a rain-soaked highway within the desolate, treeless Faroe Islands, inhabitants just a couple of thousand, a wad of money owed in his pocket and no reminiscence of ways he had turn out to be there--that's while a truck ways him, pushed by means of a bothered, fabulous guy with a proposal that would presently switch Mattias's lifestyles. And so, surrounded via a vibrant and noteworthy solid of characters--aspiring pop musicians, Caribbean-obsessed psychologists, death-haunted photographers, ladies who dream of nameless males falling in love with them on bus journeys, or even Buzz Aldrin himself--launches Buzz Aldrin, What occurred To You In all of the Confusion?, the epic tale of Mattias's pop-saturated odyssey during the global of unconventional psychiatry, memento sheep-making, the Cardigans, and house: the distance among himself and folks, a trip possibly as distant and in my opinion harmful because the journey to the moon itself.

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