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By Daniel Theaker, Mike Freen

Daniel Theaker's A operating Musician's comic story ebook is a compilation of the funniest and most well-liked song jokes at the present time. From groaners to intestine busters, those jokes quite mirror the attitudes and personalities of people that make song for a dwelling.

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Page 74 How do you get a bass player off your doorstep? Pay for the pizza. How many bass players does it take to change a lightbulb? None. The piano player can do it with his left hand. A man gives his son an electric bass for his 15th birthday, along with a coupon for four bass lessons. " Again one week later, the son comes home far later that expected, smelling of cigarettes and beer. " Why don't bass players catch cold? Even viruses have their pride. What did the bass player do when told to turn on his amp?

The organist was having his annual 'Whoop-it-up-once-a-year' party with the other church organists, when he came across a musician's-only club. He had heard rumours about this exclusive club and thought that they should check it out. They entered and after a thorough security check (Musician's Union), were told of the club's unique format. "In this club, our guests have the choice of parties they may wish to attend. " They were all suitably impressed. " they mused. The first door that they came across said room 150.

The wine bottle is still full and the comics haven't been read yet. Where is a tenor's resonance? Where his brain ought to be. Define 'male quartet'. Three men and a tenor. At a rehearsal for an opera, a tenor saw his archrival chatting with the conductor. " The other replied, "Well next month I'm doing Cosi in Toronto and Fidelio in Montreal and. " What is the difference between a soprono and a tenor? About 10 kilograms. Page 67 Baritone & Bass What do you call 10 baritones at the bottom of the ocean?

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